Lobster anyone??

So-- we're off the ship-- but vacations not over yet!

We got a hotel for the night at the Hollywood Beach Ramada Inn. We spent the first half of the day waiting for our room to be ready-- and the second half of the day recovering from...waiting in the heat for our room to be ready.

We decided to go for a walk along the beach for dinner and treat ourselves to something yummy! I mean, if we couldn't stomach another drink, might as well spend our money on good food!

We chose a quiet, little, outdoor, corner place that advertised lobster for only $19.95 per pound. So... of course...I was sold... and so was Corey (the husbands settled for cheap sandwiches to offset the cost of our meals). I was very clear with our waitress that I wanted lobster, but I absolutely did NOT want his head and eyeballs to come to the table. I repeated myself a ridiculous amount of times... no head, no eyes.... no head, no eyes.... and what comes to the table...

A full lobster.... with his head and eyes still in tact....

so little miss waitress offers to 'take care' of it for me because her 'hands were clean'.... and I again said 'great--- I don't want the head or eyes in front of me'..... so she picks up the lobster over my plate.... and brutally rips the tail off... and all of the hot- green- brains and digestive track spew all over my shirt and skirt--- that's right--- hot green-- chunky guts in my lap--- and not just the juice--- but actual piles--- piles-- of gooo!

yeah.... I should have saved my money for more jagerbombs....